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I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it
I never argue. I explain why I’m right
As a child, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it
I don’t have a routine. Every night, I try to do something different
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays
The only way to make a marriage work is to never have children
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them
I don’t have any children. I guess I never found anybody I wanted to have a child with
When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t
As a child, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
I never wanted to be on stage. I was dragged up by my parents. But I always loved to make people laugh
I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me
I’m really 97. But I’ve been in the sun
I’ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are ‘hello,’ ‘goodbye,’ and ‘I’m pregnant
I didn’t know my dad, so when my mom ran out of money, we got kicked out of the building
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
