I can’t believe I’m graduating. Can I just stay here and nap for four more years?
I finally learned how to adult… just in time to graduate and become a kid again
I spent four years trying to get out of high school, and now I’m graduating, I’m just like, ‘What now?’
If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your teacher told you to from the beginning
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode
I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just on a different timeline
My study strategy: panic at the last minute and then blame it on the dog
Life is like a multiple-choice question: sometimes the answer you least expect is the right one
I didn’t fail high school, I just found 10,000 ways that didn’t work
High school is like a spa. I relax, I barely move, and when I leave, I look better than when I arrived
Graduation: the only time when throwing your hat in the air is socially acceptable
I’ve officially graduated from the School of Google. Let’s hope I don’t get expelled from the University of Life
I’ve mastered the art of appearing busy while doing absolutely nothing
My high school experience was like a Netflix series: lots of drama, some comedy, and too many seasons
My GPA is higher than my expectations were when I started high school
I didn’t choose the senior life, the senior life chose me… and then promptly forgot why it chose me
My diploma is just my ticket to the next level of the game. Level up!
High school: where ‘I’ll do it later’ becomes ‘Oh shoot, I’m out of time
I survived high school without getting detention… well, not counting the time I accidentally locked myself in the bathroom
High school taught me math, science, and how to avoid eye contact in the hallways. I’d call that a success
I’m not graduating; I’m just finally being released into the wild
High school: where the only thing harder than the tests are the cafeteria tater tots
If life gives you lemons, just add vodka… or in my case, graduate
I’m not sure if I’m ready for the real world, but I’ve mastered the art of pretending to be
High school was like a rollercoaster ride: terrifying, exhilarating, and occasionally made me want to throw up
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?
The only thing I’m graduating with is a profound sense of relief
High school: the only place where ‘A’ is for ‘Average
They say high school is the best time of your life. I sure hope not!
I didn’t choose the senior life, the senior life chose me… and then promptly asked for directions
